Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
A guy who just got robbed says "I've been hacked and the hacker ransomware."
Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut
If a person with Down syndrome robs you what do you say? āIām up your Down
Why donāt orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion? Because there not wanted yet maybe they should rob a š¦ bank;)
how many times did rob O'Neill shoot bin laden? 911 times.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot OsamaBin Laden between the eyes? go to HELLakbar
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair, he cried and said: "you can run but you cant hide". I ran and i never saw him again
How do u know an abo robbed ur house? The bins empty and the dogs pregnant
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "did you see that?" She says "yes", so the man shoots her. He leaves the bank and sees a couple, he asks "did you see that?" "No but my wife did!" The husband said.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, i said: "Hey can i borrow that?" he says "yes" me over here walking to the cashier and saying: "goodbye" he screams: "HAVE MERCY!" I say: "No not to you, to me. say goodbye" he says: "No don't shoot yourself" it was to late.
A Woman exclaims that she was robbed she was reading in the dark candles were next to her on she says the thief opens her cabin of Jewelry and leaves and enters from the window.He left the window open so she feels a drift of wind coming towards her.She turns the lights on and sees what happened.The candle wax was going down straight.A police man closes the window and cabin then tells her shes lying just for the cash reward.Why?
Because if the drift of wind came in the candle wax would be dripping to the side not straight!
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her on the act and gave away my location from the noise
