How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles. Once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, the snail said, "I don't know, it all happened too fast!"
So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
