You so ugly you make onions cry
SUS
Where are you? I need to throw you out because mum said to take out the trash
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
your mom was born in a dumpster as well as you
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you
My life is so sad it's because your in it.
joe mama so fat that when she sat on a iphone it turned into an ipod
Hey...you kind of a SUSSY BAKA 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
id mop the floor with your face but you might just mess it up more
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
Your so ugly and fat and your so lazy ass up and walking
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I saw a monkey yesterday
And thought it was you
Roses are red colors are blue if I was you I'd look like you
You're cheap no one even pays attention.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back
