RuPaul’s Drag Race jokes

"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

My dad seen RuPaul's Drag Race?

Asked when will they do up the cars!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.