Road

Road Jokes

Male

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Flow

A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."

And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

Tea

To make tea, road, road, road, road.

Case.

The space of space, Der der.

The chosen week was chosen.

Object.

Der mezzer lakes.

Car

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

Priest

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

Car

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Minefield

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Daveon

Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Duck

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! πŸ’€πŸ’€

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?

"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"