Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! ππ
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"