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When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

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Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever