What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
Roses are red violets are blue if you play fortnite then r.i.p you
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms . Non
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking..
Abandon ship!
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
what are emos fav tv show theme song?
Bablade Bablade let it rip!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
The man who invented Velcro died Rip
Rip Candace