I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
if hitler was in a car doing his salute he would be saying take the 3rd right
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If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
What did niki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you.
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
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Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
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Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Man Goes To The Doctor He Has A Banana sticking out of one ear , a carrot stinking out of the other ear and a green been stinking out of one nostrils. "Doctor, I'm not feeling well" the man complains. " Well, it's no wonder" The Doctor replies " You're not eating right"
