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My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

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Why cant orphans Be gay

Because they have no one to cal daddy

I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...

‎...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed ... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME !!!! What does it sound like a woman suffering ???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

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So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

women deserve rights and lefts

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away

I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

today when i looked in the mirror i stopped and simply said: it's ok what's inside matters the most. right?

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erect*on?” Wife: “ok... what is it?” Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now”.

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Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet

Oh wait I forgot

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I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.