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Don’t worry if you have a stroke
You’ll be all right
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
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Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i'm forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that's right
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
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Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Mother: How is my little cookie 🍪 doing?
Doctor 👩⚕️: Your cookie 🍪 is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor 👩⚕️: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
