Right Jokes

My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he

If you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes you sick bastard.

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know somethings gonna happen, I can just feel it

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic? A: Right where you left em.

the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

They don’t deserve rights!

The twin towers are like water bottles

it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)