If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey
No Seriously
I'm right behind ya
There were 2 guys in an asylum. One name Kenny and the other is Bob. The nurse went down the hall and saw Kenny act like he was packing his bags. Nurse said “What are you doin Kenny?” Kenny said “Going to Florida for the week.” Nurse said “Alright see ya when you get back.” Next day Nurse went down the hall again and saw Kenny laying down acting like he was holding a wine glass. Nurse said “What are you doing Kenny?” Kenny said “I am at the beach” Nurse said “Oh I forgot your in Florida for the week, see ya when you get back” Bob’s room was across the hall. Nurse went further down the hall and saw Bob on his bed jerking off. Nurse said “Goddamnit Bob what are you doing?” Bob said “Shhh, I am fucking Kenny’s wife right now, he is in Florida for the week”
are you a gravestone? because i really wish you're on top of me right now!
I really wanna hit you right now but that would be animal abuse
me: am actually happy right now life: lol one sec
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
IF YOU DON'T SHUT RIGHT NOW YOUR GONNA LOOSE YOUR SHIRT!!!
Get it?
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When was at the hospital and he woke up he asked the doctor of he was okay.
The doctor said ur all right now.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
what is osama bin laden singing right now??
*cue the little mermaid* undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now"
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are litteraly ruining my life right now. And I can literaly not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please please stop.
I’m in school right now
Knob Klondike I want Ellen Poobiess please I want big jucy pobs in me right now Ellen girl give milk boob to me with good Pochyy babie
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off - He's all right now
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
tyler m is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now
White on white crime l, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!
grandma: calls you: hello grandma what are you doing why you can’t mean I’m right in the house right now grandma: I didn’t mean To call you bye
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
