The 90+ Best Right Now Jokes

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."

"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?

Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.

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10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know somethings gonna happen, I can just feel it

Been watching smackdown dvds and I'm so erect right now. I'm so bricked up.

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1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps