Asap jokes
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
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Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
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mal im sorry i migt be gone for 11 days it might be 35 idk it depends on how staff is feeling i will lock tf in idk how if i cant talk to you bbg but i promase i will do everything im my power to be able to talk to you asap im so sorry my love ill be back as soon as possable i fucking love you more than anything in this world you are my everything and this will be te hardest week or weeks of my life without you i would wright more but staff wants the laptop back im so so so SO sorry ilysm never forget that
Last night did not show the best of anyone on WJE, and it was mostly me. I was being inappropriate, I was saying rude things to everyone, and I was being a rude and selfish person. I think that I do in fact owe people apologies, and I already have, but I just can’t seem to follow up with them, which I admit is pretty fucked up of me. So, I’m only gonna say what I have to say, SAH, I was being a big jerk to you after… Read more
Tyler the creator or ASAP Rocky