Asap

Asap jokes

Alphabet

    • "There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

    "No, it's 26."

    "Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

    "You're missing one more."

    "I'll give you the D later."

    "....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

    Yo mama

    • Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.

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    • Asap memes

    Routine

    • Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

    1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

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    • Sun

    • Timmy has 5 apples.

    His train is 7 minutes early.

    Calculate the mass of the sun.

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    • Asap memes

    Community talk

    • looking for a obsessive girlfriend that will literally do anything for me, I need someone that is really obsessive like really to the point your entire mood depends on me and I'm the only person you would want to talk to and you will lose all of your friends and completely stop talking to anybody else than me, and block all of your friends, your family, basically ANYONE you know just for me, must completely obey what I ask and listen, like really obsessed to the point you get upset when we both stop talking, you must give me a lot of compliments everyday too, like alotttt, like writing essays of how worthless you would be without me and shii, if you're interested DM me asap

    • mal i gto caught with the compiuter ill tty asap i love oyu more than anything and mort than anyone you are my stars you arfe my moon you are my whole universe ILYSM and im sorry MUAH

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