How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
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Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
