Rich jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?