why do Pepole have a all of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
Knock Knock ? I Eat Mop A- I eat mop who
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - This vodka isn't good enough for you. - If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
Ceo intrupidore born in 1964 Jeffrey,Jeffrey bozos.repeat come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back in to it tell is why show is how look at where you came from look at you now. Zuckerberg and gates and Muke it the anchors can make and sick it up there wivs drink there blood come on jeff get I'm dododoodododod
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend
Friend: wow thanks, i'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: you're what
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Why does elephants never get rich? because they work for penuts!
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I'm rich rich rich 😜
homeless person: says to rich person ''im homeless''.Rich person:''Then buy a house''
Apparently rich people have the smallest penises, makes sense why bill gates called it "MicroSoft"
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don't have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You're right it's very nice but i'have one thing that you don't have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don't have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I'm rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I'm rich.Why you have something that I don't have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search” as they would say. By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving. I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes. During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up. Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
