One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide, the librarian said no you won’t return it.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
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A boy asks his father:
"What is politics?"
Father answers:
"It’s very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so I’m big business. Your mother spends the money, so she’s the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So he’s the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so you’re the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesn’t know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid — and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"
The boy says:
"Yes, it’s all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
We’ll be back.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
