Request jokes

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

Let's chat here, Prince.

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

Prince, can we please chat?

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

"Soph, can we talk?"

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Son: Mom, can I get $100 for a week?

Mom: Why do you need $100 for a week?

Son: I'm going on a date, and I need $100 for a week, please.

Mom: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go on your date now. You got $1, so go.

Son: And you got $0.00.

Sub to Hi, I'm Chiranjay!

Doctor: Hands husband his baby.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.

Husband: Then give me the one she made.