Religion jokes
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Me playing a game...
What did God just stop? Are hearts cause we didn't kill each other.
Like if that was good.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.