Religion jokes
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday.
God being a sniper is so fun!
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.