Relatives jokes
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Why was the ant so confused?
All of its uncles were ants.
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.