Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I did a walk today and I had to walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and I had a good time with you and walk home from home and walk walk home and I had to.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.
I love games.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
I came here to laugh.
