Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
