Recent jokes

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.