Recent jokes
My girlfriend passed away recently.
At the funeral, everyone was shocked about it.
Still, even when dead, she is the best shag I've ever known.
Recently, I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker downtown in Manhattan, New York, thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing
Honestly
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
