Newest jokes

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

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Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊

🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.