Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Newest Jokes
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
