Newest jokes

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.