Newest jokes

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?

Because it doesn’t have a home button.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

- There's 20 of them.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.