I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: September 11, two thousand fun
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E