Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
mmm im walter mcwhitey im from za newest mexico
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
Who rates, THESE Jokes, as "Newest" and "Hot"? Answer; a S-T-O-O-G-E
