Reason jokes
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt-quack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because fuck society, that's why!
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.