What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I said i was going to my flat i really meant ya girl
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her? I really hit the mother lode with you.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American? Cause Americans are really good at separating colors.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
