Really jokes

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.

I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.

Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?

Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.

|| 20 YEARS LATER ||

Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?

Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.

Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"

I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"