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Really jokes

Bone

    • "Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

    Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

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    • Titty

    • I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

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    • Technology

    • I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

    Dad

    • Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

    Next day:

    Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

    Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

    The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

    Proof that words really can hurt.

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    • Solution

    • It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

    Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

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    • Really memes

    Fart

    • A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

    When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

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    • Dad

    • Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

    So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

    Boomer

    • One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

    Okay

    • My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

    So I said, "Okay."

    Alphabet

    • Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

    I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

    (Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

    (Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

    What letter is really hot? T

    C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

    ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

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    • Nickname

    • Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

    Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

    Her: Really? What?

    Me: Sweet-in-low.

    Her: Why?

    Me: Because you're artificial.

    Butter

    • Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!

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    • Meme

    • So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

    He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Wife

    • My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.

    When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.

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    • Guy

    • This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!

    Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!

    http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone

    https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters

    You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!

    Parent

    • What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

    The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

    The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

    Thanks for reading this...bye!