Really Jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"

If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure

What's red and really bad for your teeth. A brick.

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba

Ok not really racist but still funny

As an Autist I find these jokes really funny, thanks for the early 13th bday present ya'll :>

Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward