Really Jokes

If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂

the sad thing is when they ride the scooters in wal mart.....really you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with.....and damned if they arent buying diet soda.....please....cull this shit...we dont need them in society...kfc is not a disease

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.

My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship

damn the terrorist from csgo really do be learning to fly

I'll really MIST ya

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

what do you call a man in love with an emo i really don’t know

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.

Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt

i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends

My wife said to me you really have no sense of direction do you? I said where the fuck did that come from?!

Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun, he tagged my friend really good. At the end he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher VICTORY ROAYAL ✌