Really jokes

I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.

'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!

Like I said, it's really bad. :(

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

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You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."