Really jokes

You're really special.

But the R in special is silent.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Isabell?

Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.

He really shook things up today.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.

It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.