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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Memes
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.