Really Jokes

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?

"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.

It gets really tense.