Reality jokes

Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

My life is a joke.

What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

Conor's life.

His life.

Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

Here's a joke: Your life.

Life.

What is always moving but we never see it walk?

Time! Hahahaha!