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Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

World

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

Helicopter

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • New Yorker

    Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.

    Way

    I just wanted to say...

    These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.

    Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!

    Rose

    Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers?

    911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.

    Trick

    You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

    People

    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Time

    Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

    Dick

    What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉