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What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

Fuck all reading this.

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

Hi.

Read more.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

If you read this, your life is a joke.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.