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Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.

Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.

My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."

Get it? I read? No... ok.

What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?

50 Cents of Gray.

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

Hi.

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Fuck all reading this.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.

If you read this, your life is a joke.