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What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Memes
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Have you read "50 Yards to the Outhouse" by Willie Makeit and Probly Not?
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Read the comments.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.