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being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter! Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty? Then he read my username, and knew.

370HSSV O772H wait your reading it up side down

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle

Fuck all reading this

Read this word:

Heroine

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

:]

9 y/o me when the part I
had read out loud in class
contained a swearword
.com
W
SKY SPORTS 1
SAC

What do you call a cow with no legs, ground beef, what do you call a cow with three legs, lean beef, what do you call a cow with two legs................ read the title.

>Sell PC >Go to Croatia >Try to fly to the US to meet female >US wont let me in >End up in Norway >female leaves me >Female gets arrested by feds >Feds read all my messages and see my dick pics

Just another day in the defib life

If you read this, your life is a joke

If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15

me/Hey what book are you reading? him/" the twisted ones "me/ uh I guess that book is pretty TWISTED

😂

What do you want, Severus?
Well, go ahead...
I wanted to say something...
Roses are read, Violets are blue,
I thought Voldemort was ugly,
then I saw you...

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.

Depression jokes are wrong,stop making them there cruel and nasty So stop people are feeling like there hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes so PLEASE stop

"IT WAS THE EARLY
THE PAST 2000, A TIME WHEN
WE ALL
TAKE PRECAUTIONS
AGAINST SPOILERS."
MIDNIGHT
ALE
774
I'VE AVOIDED
READING NEWSPAPERS
AND EVEN LOGGED OFF
OF THE WORLD WIDE WEB
TO MAKE SURE THAT THE
NEW HARRY POTTER
BOOK ISN'T RUINED
FOR ME.
Potter
ME TOO! I'M
NOT GOING TO
CHECK MY GEOCITIES
PAGE UNTIL I'M
THROUGH THE
BOOK!
Hath Patter
HP
TE PUNT
SNAPE KILLS SNAPE KILLS
DUMBLEDORE! DUMBLEDOOOO
Ja
Peter
Hall Pr
Ph
Test Pay
0000OORRRE!
Noooooooo!

Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)