40+ Best Rather Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sperm

Dumbassfickenkid. · 5 years ago

WOULD YOU RATHER:

Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?

or

Drink a gallon of sperm?

Music

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Death

Anonymous 69 · 4 years ago

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

Money

Anonymous · 6 years ago

If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.

Dick

Ado · 5 years ago

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

Homosexual

Stiggggy · 4 years ago

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

Animal

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Kid

RapBoat · 2 years ago

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.

Wife

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shit-post master general

A person wearing a black t-shirt that says: "I'd rather be gaming, but I've got a wife to beat."

Salt

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

Girl

GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Community talk

Kohaku

HH would you rather and who is most likely

Wolf_luver

Poll · 1 month ago

Would u ratherrrrrrrrrrr (harddd)

UK

Would you rather:

Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito

Or...

Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.