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Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post by PETA stating: "We'd rather date someone who fucks animals than someone who eats them." Below the text is an image of Tai Lung, a leopard from Kung Fu Panda, looking shocked or disturbed at a computer screen.

Chri5

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Anonymous

Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.

The image shows a text conversation followed by two close-up photos of animals. The text reads: "Me: *having dinner at her house*. Her: can you pass the salt daddy? Me and her father reaching out for the salt." The animals are a dog looking slightly surprised on the left and a cat looking innocently on the right.

LoserIsPro

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Anonymous

Shit-post master general

A person wearing a black t-shirt that says: "I'd rather be gaming, but I've got a wife to beat."

BellaTrix

A meme featuring Snape and Bellatrix from Harry Potter. Bellatrix is saying "Snape, I'm amazing in bed. Care to find out?" and Snape is replying, "Bellatrix, I'd rather kiss a Dementor."

rapboat

A Reddit post shows someone sharing an anecdote about kids singing the song "They Not Like Us" and other inappropriate lyrics on the playground. The poster finds the situation funny and reflects on the exposure of children to adult content.