Racist Jokes
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Ii.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.