Racist Jokes

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Wanna hear a racist joke?...

Donald Trump.

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

Ii.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"