Racist Jokes

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water.

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Wanna hear a racist joke?...

Donald Trump.

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Ii.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!

He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”