Racist jokes

Racist Jokes

Race

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

Mexican

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

Name

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

Name

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

Name

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Friend

My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

...I told him to lighten up.

Internet

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Rubik's Cube

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Page

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.