Racist Jokes
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Want to hear a racist joke?
Donald Trump.
Ii.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"