A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.
And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"
And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, Iβm fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
