This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet
BULLY v.s QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a tic tac
Quiet Kid: Thats why your moms breath smells so good. QUIET KID WINS
Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag
other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could