Why be Homophobic, transphobic,racist,sexist when you can be quiet
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
americans live in the U.S.A. the quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
People judge me because im quiet
no one plans a massacre out loud
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
me: stops the quiet kid from getting bullied :him: dont come to school tommorow trust me :me "/
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
Boy- your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster Quiet kid- your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it? Quiet kid: AUG-ust Classroom: visible concern
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
