Questions jokes
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Why are people joking about this stuff?
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
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Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
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Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a... crack in it!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)