Questions jokes
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Mommy, mommy! Do we own a sweatshop?
Shut up and keep sewing!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Knock knock. Who’s there? We ask the questions!!!!!!!!
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
What is your name?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.