Question jokes
What is your name?
What is your favorite name?
What is your favorite time of day?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What time is it when you cannot do anything?
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.