What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Put Jokes
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
A guy goes to the store to buy thyme.
When he got back to put the thyme away he realized he still had thyme left. This was all for nothing, it was just a big waste of your thyme.
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
What's the worst thing about eating a shaved pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
