Put jokes

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.