What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Put-on Jokes
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
What does a skeleton put on his roof?
Shin-gulls.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
