Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno
first human comes. sans: that was pun intued
So i was walking
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What do you call Anne born in May? A maybee
What is a wasp called... A wanabee
what do you call a old snowman answer water
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
have you ever heard of Jane Doe? well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!!!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy. 🍕🧀
