After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
I've had the best butterfingers, yesterday. - I dropped it.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Why did the man yell at the other? to tell a pun
What is Bill Gates’ favourite equation?
1 + 1 =
what do u call a bear with no teeth -a gummyy bear
knock knock, whos there, knock knock, knock knock who? Can you let me in now?
i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
why is 6 scared of 7, 7 8 9
seven ate nine
I would make a joke about your sister but she banged me.
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn't spread them
