today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
One day I came home from school and said to my dad 'I got expelled from school today' he said ' how' I said I threw my book at the teacher' he asked why' I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program and my teacher said words can't hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. '
you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
U R ALL GOING TO BE PUN-ISHED
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished
Some people think prison is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
Whats the hardest thing about being a rapist?
My dick.
WHAT HAPPEND WHEN A HAMMER PUNISHED THE NAIL
HE HIT HIM
