Prostitution

Prostitution Jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

So they could finally call someone "daddy."

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

Pecker

What do you call a black prostitute with braces?

A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

Hooker

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Mom

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Stripper

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

Hooker

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

Swimming Pool

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

Job

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

Form

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

Law

Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?

Answer: Insider trading.

Game of Thrones

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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